Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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