There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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