I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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