Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
In America we eat man semen.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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