I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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