I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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