What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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