I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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