Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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