Me too!
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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