Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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