So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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