yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you would pick up someone in the library
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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