THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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