Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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