I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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