Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
