I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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