He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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