I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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