there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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