the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
