I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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