Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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