Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Randomize
