I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
accomplished twins. life is a go
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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