you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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