She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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