Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Also, beer. Big fan.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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