i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
