Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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