I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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