Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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