Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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