East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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