Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
