fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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