He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Randomize
