Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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