i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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