is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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