The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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