first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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