Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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