Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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