I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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