Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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