ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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