think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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