youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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